is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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