Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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