Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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