No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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