Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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