I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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