best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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