i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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