ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
MIDGETS
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Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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