Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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