He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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