she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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