i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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