What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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