i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
