She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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