Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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