his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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