At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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