he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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