Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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