People in love make me want to vomit
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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