I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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