I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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