My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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