And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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