just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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