some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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