Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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