ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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