the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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