Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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