is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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