I think im going to throw up on grandma
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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