fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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