belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Randomize
