Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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