I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
youre lurking in front of me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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