Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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