he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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