I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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