So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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