you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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