Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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