Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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