just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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