i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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