I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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