At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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