I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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