You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i believe in u and ur pee
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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