Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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