Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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