If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize