Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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