Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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