i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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